Sunday, May 28, 2006

2LDK




Country: Japan
Release Year: 2002
Genre: Dark Comedy
Language Format: Japanese
Running Time: 70 minutes

[Cast]
Maho Nonami
Daisuke Kizaki
Eiko Koike

[Writer / Director]
Yukihiko Tsutsumi


Back in 2002. Two premiere contemporary japanese directors went on a duel. Not the type one would think of like a duel to the death.

No.

It was more of a friendly duel, the weapon of choice:

Movie Cameras.

The rules:

A movie with two main characters, in a confined space. The whole movie is to take place in this aforementioned space. No more...No less!

The directors that went head to head were Ryuhei Kitamura and Yukihiko Tsutsumi.

Thus, the duel became...

Kitamura-san : ARAGAMI (Action / Fantasy)
vs.
Tsutsumi-san : 2LDK (Dark Comedy)

Ryuhei Kitamura is the more popular one considering he's produced blockbusters such as AZUMI(2003),AZUMI 2(2003), SKY HIGH(2003), ALIVE(2002), GODZILLA:FINAL WARS(2004)and of course...the zombie-martial arts cult classic, VERSUS(2000)a personal favorite of yours truly!!!

Ryuhei Kitamura is understandably the favored one when this clash of the ultimate directors was being promoted. However i'll talk more about Kitamura-san and ARAGAMI, the movie he entered later on. In the meantime, right now we'll talk about Yukihiko Tsutsumi's 2LDK(2002)

First off let me just say that Eiko Koike is an absolute beauty!!! Plus she can act too! But this movie is not just about her of course. Her co-star slash roommate in the movie Maho Nonami is also pretty, although not as cute as Koike-chan. She can however hold her own when it comes to ass-kicking, because that's what she does to her roomate Eiko Koike. These two girls demonstrates the meaning of absolute rage towards another person may they be an acquaintant or in this case a roomate!!!

Think of 2LDK sort of like a "mini-BATTLE ROYALE!" I know that's a cheap way of describing this awesome film but just imagine it for a second. BATTLE ROYALE takes place on a deserted island where kids were on a battle royale-kill or be killed type of situation. As for 2LDK it's not an island but the apartment instead. The scenario is the same...where the two lovely ladies go on a battle royale-eque-ish, kill or be killed scenario. It's true, the plot is very simple, and a blast to watch!!!

To give you an overview here's the scenario:
Two attractive young girls are being housed in an apartment type complex that has 2 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 2 dining rooms, and 2 kitchens...hence the title 2LDK.

Faith it seems is not without a sense of irony, you see they're both aspiring actresses, and they're both auditioning for the same part thus, the jealousy, and all-out hatred towards each other ensues.

Each, and every scene that happens in the movie from beginning to the very end is a masterpiece. Tsutsumi-san is a genius let me state this now. It is without a doubt that Tsutsumi-san had a vision to keep the viewers interest at an all-time high as you watch 2LDK. The way he does it is very clever, for instance he takes a normal conversation between the two ladies. What would've have been an otherwise boring scene is only spruced-up by Tsutsumi-san by enabling their thoughts of each other audible....to the viewers that is.

For example, while Maho's characters is talking about her exploits of the day Eiko's character is thinking and while she's thinking the viewer is able to hear what she's 'REALLY' thinking. Eiko's character's thoughts is amplified and we learn she's checkin' out Maho's character's very expensive, and shallow taste in clothing and accessories. Meanwhile, while Maho's character is chatting her 'REAL' thoughts is also amplified and the viewer is also able to hear what she's thinking of Eiko. It's safe to say that both of their thoughts about each other are'nt very friendly to say the least. On the contrary, we not only see how different these two women are. We can also hear how different they both are.

Very clever storytelling indeed!!!

The very obvious MacGuffin here is both of the Ladies reserved jealousy, and hatred towards each other. This the formula that drives this film. As per the Duel rules, the whole entire movie takes place inside the apartment, and Tsutsumi-san didn't have a problem with that at all!

The hatred of the girls towards each other starts from simple evil thoughts, and as the movie moves along so does the hurt that these two ladies bring upon themseleves.
The fight gets progressively more physical, and the damage more brutal. Let's just say there's stabbings, electricutions, chainsaw, melee' attacks with a very heavy, and blunt objects, egg throwings, body slams, the list goes on...

...this movie is so whacked out you will be taken for a shocking, and joyous ride as you watch these two ladies attempt to kill each other over a movie part. Truly spectacular filmmaking. It's also safe to say 2LDK is the undisputed winner of the duel. I saw ARAGAMI first because Kitamura-san directed it he was clearly my favorite to win the contest however, after seeing 2LDK I now have a new found respect for Yukihiko Tsutsumi-san's filmmaking vision.

2LDK is an new-breed of visionary movie making at its most limited. Tsutsumi-san showed the world that despite a very limited budget, and a very limited amount of resources, and not to mention set spaces as per duel rules. Anyone, provided they have the same vision as Tsutsumi-san, is still able to make a movie that's engaging as it is indulging for our guilty pleasure senses.

No doubt 2LDK is a guilty pleasure!!! It's just so damn good. It's the type of movie that will stick in your head, and in your thoughts long after you've watched it. No doubt you'll talk about it because it's different, yet brilliant!!!

2LDK is indeed without a doubt, another japanese cult-classic!!!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

FINAL FANTASY VII : ADVENT CHILDREN



Country: Japan
Release Year: 2005
Genre: CGI Animation / Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure
Lanugage: Japanese
Running Time: 101 minutes

[Cast]
Shotaro Morikubo
Steve Staley
Toru Ôkawa
Quinton Flynn
Keiji Fujiwara
Crispin Freeman
Taiten Kusunoki
Yûji Kishi
Dave Wittenberg
Kenji Nomura
Shogo Suzuki
Masahiro Kobayashi
Kazuyuki Yama
Yumi Kakazu
Greg Ellis

[Music Composer]
Nobuo Uematsu

[Art Director]
Yusuke Naora

[Directors]
Tetsuya Nomura
Takeshi Nozue


If there's ever a movie to be made to do justice to its original idea, in this case a world cult phenomenon that is FINAL FANTASY VII for the first generation Playstation.

FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN (2005)
Is that film.

Unlike the 2001 CGI fantastique FINAL FANTASY:SPIRITS WITHIN(2001), FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN pays homage to the groundbreaking Playstation RPG classic that was released way back when...1997 to be exact! I know...I stood in one of the many lines that formed the release day of the Playstation game.

SQUARE-ENIX has never disappointed in terms of the storyline, although convoluted at times it never deterred me from enjoying their masterful creation, and unsurpassed storytelling. In terms of their CGI mastery? Well...let me put it this way. Disney, Dreamworks SKG, and PIXAR has got nothing on them!!!

Period.

Hayao Miyazaki's Studio Ghibli does but then again they're mostly traditional hand-drawn animation, and not so much CGI. Then again, Miyazaki-san doesn't need to!

FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN has set the standard for ultimate CGI wizardry.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves shall we? Okay. First. The storyline stays true to the Playstation game in fact, it continues from where the game left off. A casual viewer who isn't familiar with the game will still enjoy it's wonderul absorbing storyline, and jaw-dropping computer animation. However...viewers who aren't familiar with the series will lack that certain special 'Oomph!'

Gamers, you know what I mean!!!



But, for the viewers slash gamers out there who watches this flick will no doubt get a very explainable kick out of the many homages SQUARE-ENIX, has scattered throughout the movie. There are many, many references to the game for example:
there's a battle scene between Tifa, and one of the Kadaj brothers and after the scene a barely audible but familiar jingle comes into play.

This is no surprise but, the very clever way SQUARE-ENIX has incorporated this, and many other familiar themes exclusively for us...gamers is without-a-doubt a personal thank you to all who has enjoyed not just the Final Fantasy VII series but the entire Final Fantasy Franchise.

(Pic courtesy of IGN)

Now to the technical side. The CGI. What can I say? It's almost as if you're watching a FMV intro of one of their FINAL FANTASY GAMES except for a whole 101 minutes!!! The CGI's are Jaw-dropping to say the least, you won't believe your eyes!
Everything from facial expressions, body motion, the environments everything is so life-like.



The fact that SQUARE-ENIX was able to include every single main characters in the game was an absolute blast to watch, seeing them in full action is a complete and utter amazement!!! I was yelling and screaming when I saw my favorite character YUFFIE, what a hottie! Even seeing the aeon BAHAMUT (dragon that is summoned to assist in battles) in full motion glory is stunning! This is how a game-based movie is supposed to be done!!! If only there were able to include all of the aeons in the game, now that would be sweet! SHIVA, anyone???



The music. Thanks to Nobuo Uematsu. The music is so vivid, and so rich that it makes this movie all the more engrossing. Let's face it, the music element is important in the games, and indeed in the movie there's no exception. The music composition is Nobuo-san's best work yet.

It features many intense action scenes that does the series the justice it desrves. If only the games turned-based battle scenes is as intense! But anyways, action fans will love it, drama fans will enjoy it, and gamers will embrace it.



My rants, and ravings will not do this movie justice. All I can say is, "GO, SEE THE MOVIE!!!" I can't stress this enough. "GO SEE THE MOVIE!!!" Although I do have one suggestion, that is watch the FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN in its original Japanese language. With english subtitles of course for all you non-japanese speakers so don't cheat yourself!!!



Kudos to SQUARE-ENIX, FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN will remain for a long time as one of their many monumental achievements to come.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

ONG BAK




Alternate Title: Ong Bak:Muay Thai Warrior
Country: Thailand
Release Year: 2003
Genre: Martial Arts / Action / Adventure
Lanugage: Thai
Running Time: 105 minutes PAL Original UNCUT Thai Rlease


[Cast]
Tony Jaa
Petchtai Wongkamlao
Pumwaree Yodkamol
Suchao Pongwilai
Wannakit Sirioput
Chumphorn Thepphithak
Chatthapong Pantanaunkul
Chatewut Watcharakhun
Rungrawee Barijindakul
Nudhapol Asavabhakhin
Pornpimol Chookanthong
Udom Chouncheun
Boonsri Yindee
Arirat Ratanakaitkosol
Woravit Tanochitsirikul

[Director]
Prachya Pinkaew

"HANDS DOWN THE ULTIMATE MUAY THAI MARTIAL ARTS ACTION FLICK!!!"

Simply put, this movie will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

Have you ever seen a movie and thought to yourself...wow, can it get any better than this?...the answer is, YES!!!!



Ladies and Gentlemen upon seeing ONG BAK (2003) we the people of the world have just played witness in the exhibition, and demonstration of perhaps the next greatest living legend in the action hero realm. Tony Jaa shows the world the beauty, and the exquisite art of perhaps the most feared martial arts style in the world. Muay Thai, also known as Kick Boxing. Muay Thai sounds a lot better to me, and of course authentic since that is the proper term for it.

Before ONG BAK, I swore I thought I've seen the very best in martial arts flick in Jet Li's FIST OF LEGEND (1994) I never knew that my wishes...actually the wishes of all martial arts action aficionados that another groundbreaking martial arts action film is to arise in our lifetime. After seeing ONG BAK I must say, it is absolutely the rightful heir to the king of martial arts action films.



What is so unique ONG BAK is that, Tony Jaa re-introduces the deadly art to the world. I have to be honest with you the image that is imprinted in my brain whenever I hear kickboxing is mentioned, the first actor who comes to mind is...'Jeane Claude Van Damme!. Yup, it's because of the movie BLOODSPORT (1989) Mind you, I'm not a hater of his, in fact I did enjoy BLOODSPORT and a few of his other flicks. However for some reason, he just didn't fit the right Kickboxing persona.

Tony Jaa on the other hand being a Thai himself, and a real-life Muay Thai practicioner, and former stunt man fits that persona perfectly!!! What better person to show the world how Muay Thai is supposed to be represented to the world? Who better than a natural born Muay Thai martial artist that is Tony Jaa. Watching him in action is an absolute martial arts movie lovers dream come true!



He is a living legend, probably one of Thailand's living national treasure. He's already compared to the great Jackie Chan. All of Tony Jaa's stunts require no wire-works, no stunt doubles, and nothing fake about the action scenes. All of the stuntmen in the movie actually get hurt because there is no safety-net, and no soft cushion when they hit the ground after being pummelled by Tony Jaa's character Ting. His action style is similar to Jackie's as well, most if not all of the action sequences are filmed in just one take! Super-cool!!!

Also, the actual impact of the high flying kicks, and fierce punches that Tony executes are so frickin' real as it hits the actual body parts of the villains in the flick. Watching Tony do his thing is no doubt an absolute wonder, as he lays down the law to the baddies his own Muay Thai way. Like Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa has total control of the environment his fighting on. He can climb walls with ease, walk on people effortlessly, and literally jump over cars like it was jumping over a curb.
Flips, tumbles, somersaults, he does it all in this movie. Without a doubt, a lot of people got injured in the making of this flick. No doubt about it.

The editing of some of the jaw-dropping scenes repeats itself about three times just to show us that, that is really Tony Jaa performing his OWN STUNTS! You gotta see the scene in the marketplace when Ting, along with Humlae played by the hilarious Petchtai Wongkamlao, and the super cute Pumwaree Yodkamol as Muay when they get chased by a group of baddies, that's when you really see what Tony Jaa is capable of.



Come to think of it, ALL of the ACTION SEQUENCES are SIGHT TO BEHOLD...MUAY THAI ACTION BEYOND BELIEF!!!

I mean he does spectacular scenes that up until now, we only get to see whenever we watch Jackie Chan flicks. Why? Well because only Tony Jaa, and Jackie Chan has the balls, will, and natural born skills to perform stunts like leaping from one wall to the other, perform aerial backward somersault double flying kick to the back of the head type of moves making all of the ultra-difficult stunts look easy. This is what sets other martial art movies out there apart from the work of these two icons. The absolute dedication to their craft. Doing their own stunts, nothing more...nothing less.

Seriously, Tony Jaa is the next action superstar, there is no exception!!! He is the NEXT-LEVEL in action martial arts mayhem.



ONG BAK's story is very simple. A bad guy steals the head of a buddha statue. The buddha's name is ONG BAK, the god of agriculture I believe because as soon as the head is stolen the villagers crops begin to wither, and die. They experience dry weather, and drought causing famine in the village. The only way to get back in the swing of things is retrieve ONG BAK's head in order to restore order in the village.

Thus, they send Ting played by Tony Jaa on a mission to retrieve the ONG BAK head, and kick major ass using his Muay Thai skills along the way. Simple enough for you?

"!!!ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY!!!"


Seeing this movie once is enough to blow your mind, but seeing it multiple times to watch all of the great out-of-this-world stunts performed by Tony Jaa will absolutely mess with your martial art loving senses!!! I've never seen a martial art movie with incredibly insane stunts like in ONG BAK.



There's scenes where Tony's feet is on fire,'REAL FIRE! and there he goes doing his stunts like nothing while both of his feet is being char-broiled, he does the side-helicopter kick to the badguy's face. I'm sure that the guy he kicked also got burned. Although Tony's feet were engulfed in flames I'm sure he had some sort of protection for it. The guy he kicked however I don't think he's so lucky as it didn't appear that he have anything to protect him from the flames coming from Tony' feet. Nothing to buffer the flames off his face, but the scene looks awesome beyond belief!!! Oh and there's a scene where Tony takes on a few fighters inside an illegal or legal...fighting match. I don't know the exact laws in Bangkok.



He fights this Japanese-looking guy who uses Kung Fu, another who uses brute force, and some dude who uses ANYTHING, and EVERYTHING as a WEAPON!!! Also, in watching this flick just when you thought it's over, another jaw-dropping action scene will happen, undeniably unbelievable!!! There's no question, anyone who watches ONG BAK, will have an absolute blast!!! So get ready for the next level in martial arts movies, and welcome our next action superstar, Tony Jaa. He resurrects a once forgotten martial art, and brings a new-found image and, respect, to the deadly art of Muay Thai.

In ONG BAK, Tony Jaa shows us the exquisite beauty, and grace of Thailand's most precious, deadly art of the Muay Thai Martial Art. At the same time making this film indeed a definitive modern martial arts classic!!!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

MY KUNG FU SWEETHEART




Country: Hong Kong, China
Release Year: 2006
Genre: Martial Arts Comedy
Language: Cantonese
Running Time: 90 minutes

[Cast]
Yuen Wah
Yuen Qiu
Cecilia Cheung Pak-Chi
Leo Koo Kui-Kei
Wong Yat-Fei
Wong Jing

[Director]
Wong Jing


"CECILIA CHEUNG AND GANG STARS IN THIS CRAZY ROMP FILLED WITH SILLY GAGS MIXED WITH ULTRA-COOL MARTIAL ARTS ACTION, OH AND DID I MENTION CECILIA CHEUNG!!!"



Love him or hate him Wong Jing to me still delivers!!! He's not one of Hong Kong's finest directors or anything but boy does he have a wild imagination! I mean he's produced, and directed some of the funniest movies Hong Kong cinema has to offer.
I'm not a devoted fan of his or anything, but I'd still watch any movie he does it just would'nt be the first choice on the list. However, I just finished watching MY KUNG FU SWEETHEART (2006) and wow, was it fun!

If there is ever a movie one should not take seriously, it's this film. It's a very unbelievable, believable story. What I mean is, you know this movie was made suitable for all ages. Don't be fooled by Cecilia Cheung's bath scene on the DVD cover. It's nothing. This movie is indeed for all ages. The movie pokes fun at all Kung Fu cliches. Death healing palms technique, bath healing technique, Shaolin 18 Bronzemen breakdancing...yeah that's right, Shaolin breakdancing, etc.

The whole movie is almost like a Kung Fu satire mixed with great choreographed Kung Fu action. It's a light-hearted fun at the movies basically. Something to watch when you wanna laugh at silly looking gags, I mean some of the jokes are kinda corny but you still find yourself at least I did, laughing at the screen. It's almost as if Wong Jing wanted it to be a corny funny flick! I mean the movie features a Big Bird type of character! It's basically a guy literally in a Hawk suit! It's Phoebe's, played by Cecilia Cheung pet bird.

I know, I know let's move on...

...there's a whole lot of IN YOUR FACE gags, and silly comedy, and sometimes very corny scenes, but their meant to be there. For instance, a scene where Phoebe's parents are fighting this one bad-ass with a white hair and there's a lot of chaos going on. The whole place their fighting on is getting trashed Phoebe, and Dragon played by Leo Koo, recieves a double drop kick from the powerful white haired bad guy. As both of them hit the pavement with blood gushing from their mouths, that's when an out of place confession of love comes pouring out from Dragon's mouth and unto Phoebe's teary eyed acceptance of his love towards her.

It's silly moments like this that will drive you completely insane, it will make you think like....wait a sec...this is not really happening is it?...but then as soon as you're about to puke from all the corny-ness Phoebe's dad played by the awesome Yuen Wah, drops from the sky and in the middle of Dragon's, and Phoebe's love moment, and tells them "...hey you two, this is not the time for that help me kick this guys butt, and you can have all the time in the world..."

That's when I felt like, 'oh yeah this is a silly comedy filled with silly gags, and stupid humor', only then you'll move on to the next crazy scene. Watching MY KUNG FU SWEETHEART is fun, and anyone with a good sense of humor will get a joy out of its schizoprenic humor.

Evidently, Wong Jing wanted this flick to be a pure martial arts comedy. Indeed he does succeed on this note. Casting Cecilia Cheung is always a good move in any production, even if it is a convoluted CGI filled story like LEGEND OF ZU (2001) Honestly, she was the many reasons why I saw that flick aside from the CGI's oh and having Zhang Ziyi in the cast is also a big plus.

MY KUNG FU SWEETHEART is well worth watching. There are scenes that has crazy and stupid humor but that's the way it was meant to be executed.

It's the type of comedy done with a NO-NONSENSE delivery similar to Stephen Chow's crazy humor style ala' ROYAL TRAMP 1&2 (1992-1993)and his most recent ones, SHAOLIN SOCCER (2001), and KUNG FU HUSTLE (2005) the execution of the humor is not quite dead-on but it's pretty close.

Other scenes like the guy in the Hawk suit inside the bathroom using the toilet while reading a porn magazine. Really I'm not kidding! The suit is cheap-looking may I add. Yes, it's corny but it's so funny you'll literally laugh at all the sillyness of everything that's going on in the flick.

All the scenes with Cecilia Cheung are awesome, even the 14 year old girl that played as her in the beginning of the movie is good, what a cute little thing!!! Also worth mentioning is the guy that played as Dragon's best friend in the movie, I couldn't find his name although I've seen him in other Hong Kong flicks in the past he was pretty good, and very funny.

In conclusion, all the zany-ness of this flick will drive you absolutely insane, while laughing your butt off at the same time.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

LES FILS DU VENT




Alternate Title: The Great Challenge (International Title)
Country: France
Release Year: 2004
Genre: Action / Adventure
Language: French
Running Time: 90 minutes

[Cast]
Williams Belle
Châu Belle Dinh
Malik Diouf
Yann Hnautra
Guylain N'Guba-Boyeke
Charles Perrière
Laurent Piemontesi
Elodie Yung
Santi Sudaros
Burt Kwouk
Ian Kay
Charles Jarman
Gary Stoner

[Director]
Julien Seri


LES FILS DU VENT (2004)or better known as THE GREAT CHALLENGE had the potential to be a great Action slash Martial Arts film that the Yamakasi Team wanted it to be. It even had a young attractive cast to propel the story, because the Yamakasi Team a.k.a Urban Ninjas who scale walls, leap dangerous tall buildings without a single hesitation is no doubt ultra-cool!

As far as the acting, everyone did a decent job. The action sequences were kind of slow compared to today's standards but after all, this is a movie made to showcase not kung fu-esque techniques, or thai kickboxing moves ala' Tony Jaa in films like ONG BAK (2003), and TOM YUM GOONG (2005)no, this is a movie made to highlight the Urban Ninjas death-defying aerial leaps, and unbelievable acrobatic wall-scaling abilities properly presented in their first Luc Besson produced movie attempt in YAMAKASI (2001) the Urban Ninjas continue their propaganda in LES FILS DU VENT to show the world just why we should care about their sport. It's a good thing that YAMAKASI was released first, because after seeing LES FILS DU VENT it will make you forget about the Urban Ninjas in no time.



Unfortunately, LES FILS DU VENT was not produced by Luc Besson nor did he have anything to do with its production therefore, it lost a lot of the appeal of what made YAMAKASI such a joy to watch! First, and foremost LES FILS DU VENT's story was nothing but a mediocre script aimed at pre-teen audience, in other words it was a mindless hodge-podge of a story that is just too childish to bare. However it did a have an excellence premise: (The Yakuza based in Thailand wants to occupy the Triads' turf so they employ the services of a wannabe low ranking leaderless gang to kill off the Triads head boss) yeah I know it's been done before but so what? If this project was given to a competent director LES FILS DU VENT would have been awesome.

Another thing that I'll gripe about is the amateur-ish camera placements. This much is true, the camera man or whoever was in charge of the camera during the filming of the action sequences did not know how to capture the otherwise awesome action that was being performed by the Urban Ninjas, and the stunt team. Julien Seri obviously did not learn anything from Luc Besson nor did he even attempt to make sure the stunts were being filmed properly. He should have made sure that it was doing justice to the Yamakasi Team. Sadly, he failed.

Oh yeah....there's another thing. Why oh why did he have to make this movie so damn dramatic? I mean really, the symphonic chinese-esque composition used in some of the scenes are so over-dramatic It just made this movie so corny!!! It was sometimes painful to watch...really it was!



The Urban Ninjas did their part. They are awesome to begin with, the action choreograpy was no doubt excellent. It just wasn't filmed right, and because of this the otherwise jaw-dropping effect it would've given the audience was instead tarnished by Julien Seri's amateur-ish direction. Ultimately he is the one to blame for this film's rather lackluster action, and mediocre cinematography

However I must add that Elodie Yung, she played as Tsu is an absolute beauty. She is definitely a future super star in the making. If she get the right parts in key fims she will rise like the hot lava from a raging volcano. I do hope she gets offers from Hong Kong directors like Johnnie To, Tsui Hark, Fruit Chan, how awesome it would be if she starred in Wong Kar Wai films!!! She has the right look, and charisma to play parts in Action films, Comedy, Romance, and Drama. I hope she does well in the future.

Aside from the Yamakasi Team's great stunts, Elodie Yung is really the only reason to watch LES FILS DU VENT. I really wish there were other reasons I can give but there is none. I'm not saying to avoid LES FILS DU VENT like the plague or anything, I'm saying this is a type of movie that is perfect as a rental, it certainly does'nt offer anything else for us to look back to other than what was mentioned at the beginning of this paragraph. So give LES FILS DU VENT a chance just don't say, I didn't warn you.

Friday, May 05, 2006

WATERBOYS




Country: Japan
Release Year: 2001
Genre: Comedy
Language: Japanese
Running Time: 90 minutes


[Cast]
Satoshi Tsumabuki
Naoto Takenaka
Hiroshi Tamaki
Akifumi Miura
Koen Kondo
Takatoshi Kaneko
Aya Hirayama
Kaori Manabe
Takashi Kawamura
Hiroshi Matsunaga
Yûya Nishikawa
Katsuyuki Yamazaki
Taiyô Sugiura
Koutarou Tanaka
Makoto Ishihara
Naoshi Saitô


[Director]
Shinobu Yaguchi

WATERBOYS is a type of movie that is hard to not like. It's a movie that contains a number of different funny scenes that it will quickly tickle your funny bones in no time. What could be funnier than five high school japanese boys who goes on a quest in to learning the basics, and mastering the art of...Synchronized Swimming???
Yes you read right! This movie is about High School boys doing synchro-swimming, and it's frickin' hilarious!!!



What ensues is some of the funniest, yet simplest hilarious humor ever written, and presented on the silver screens in Japanese Cinema. This is the movie that SWING GIRLS (2004) borrows most if not, all of its humor. So if you liked SWING GIRLS chances are you're gonna love WATERBOYS, and vice versa.



The beauty in watching WATERBOYS is that the movie looks like a regular J-Dram-edy, but the further you watch you'll slowly realize that the humor being thrown at you is sometimes funny, other times it's a laugh-out loud comedy. Wait until you see the audition scene by the pool when the boys tries to show their stuff to their school Principal played by Tetta Sugimoto, and the Dolphin Trainer played hilariously by Naoto Takenaka. Takenaka-san has never disappointed me yet, any movie that I've seen him in he's always delivered! This scene is one of the funniest in the movie, but definitely not the last.

Another element that will stick to you is the wonderful soundtrack that is used.
The music in some of the scenes are so memorable because it fits what is happening on screen. In essence, it helps illustrate, and heightens the otherwise normal scene.
For instance, the scenes were the Dolphin Trainer agrees to train the boys to become better synchronized swimmers by teaching them rythm. What beter way to learn than to practice on a DANCE,DANCE, REVOLUTION arcade machine! The soda-pop japanese song is so corny yet, so cute!

Like SWING GIRLS, Shinobu Yaguchi weaves a tapestry of different troubling, and not so troubling scenarios for the boys to overcome, and endure. There is never a dull moment in watching WATERBOYS because the movie keeps the boys rolling from one predicament, to the next. The obvious MacGuffin in this flick is Suzuki played with wonderful innocent, and geeky delight by Satoshi Tsumabuki. Although his character is a dork, you can't help but like the guy, and his four other friends as well.



Aya Hirayama is so adorable in this flick, she plays Shizuko. She likes Suzuki, and Suzuki likes her too but was put off when he learn that she's skilled at Karate. In fact after finding out that she can crush a soda can effortlessly with one hand he was completely terrified of her. Besides, he's also ashamed in way to tell her that he's participating in an All Boys Synchronized Swimming meet. In his thinking, being part of an All Boys Syncronized Swimming pretty much doomed his chances with Shizuko, or so he thought!



No doubt anyone who watches this movie will be completely absorbed, and completely entertained. It's just a simple story with no CGI's or anything. This makes viewing this japanese comedic gem a blast! Sometimes less, is more! Shinobu Yaguchi in my opinion, has mastered the simplest things in life, are sometimes the funniest of all, because his humor is the type that can happen to anyone therefore it's very easy for an individual to be able to relate with the boys. Especially with all of the everyday ordeals they had to go through. It could simply happen to anyone.

If you haven't seen a good-quality comedy in a long while, you should definitely check out WATERBOYS. If you haven't seen any foreign comedy, it might as well be WATERBOYS. Either way, anyone who gives this movie a try will no doubt enjoy this japanese comedy about the teenage life in rural Japan...mixed with Synchronized Swimming that is.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

DRAGON SQUAD





















Alternate Title: Maang Lung
Country: Hong Kong, China
Release Year: 2005
Genre: Martial Arts Action / Gunplay / Crime
Language: Cantonese / English
Running Time: 111 minutes

[Cast]
Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
Michael Biehn
Jun-ho Heo
Lawrence Chou
Vanness Wu
Simon Yam
Shawn Yue
Maggie Q
Wah Yuen
Yu Xia
Shengyi Huang
Bingbing Li
Andy On

[Director]
Daniel Lee


"HIGH FLYING KICKS...HARD HITTING FISTICUFFS...GUN BLASTIN'...ACTION OVERDRIVE!!!"

Action Aficionados rejoice! Your prayers have been answered!!!

DRAGON SQUAD (2005) is an action packed movie lovers dream come true!!!

It has everything an action movie should have: a decent storyline, an attractive young cast, veteran actors, international actors, hard-hitting fisticuffs action, and loud, explosive gunplay.

DRAGON SQUAD moves at an extremely fast pace. There is never a dull moment. As soon as the movie starts rolling you don't have to wait too long before an action scene takes hold of your undivided attention. There is so much going on in the movie, so much movement, it's almost hard to keep up with the movie's plot. No worries, the movie's storyline is simple, not convoluted.

Daniel Lee has done a very clever job in keeping your interest glued from one plot, to the next. Also, he must've been watching recent Tony Scott movies like MAN ON FIRE (2004), and DOMINO (2005) as of late because the similarities of filmaking element is present. Tony Scott's style is somewhat like watching a movie on an acid trip. His fondness for overexposure, zooming in and out, brief flashes, and placements of dynamic camera angles is also present in DRAGON SQUAD.
Thus, Daniel Lee incoporated his own Tony Scott-ish style of filmmaking.

Some movie-goers will probably be turned off by the style, but movie lovers like me actually embrace it. I must admit, the continous flashbacks for each characters background images everytime the camera does a close up on each one of them did get quite repetetive, but in no way did it lessen my enjoyment of the film. In fact, it only enhanced it.

Also Daniel Lee, painted more of a serious approach in the direction, and storytelling of this movie. There isn't an ounce of humor present. The movie was meant to be taken seriously, which is easy to do because the action packed sequences is simply breathtaking.

There is a lot of key martial arts sequences in DRAGON SQUAD. Particularly the fight scene between Sammo Hung, and Jun-ho Heo is jaw-dropping to say the least. They battle several times over the course of the movie, but their last fight scene is truly spectacular! Wait, I'm not finished talking about the battle sequences yet...

...the Gun Battles in this movie is...masterfully directed, I mean it's truly frickin' awesome!!! There are several Gun Battles in this movie, all of them are breathtaking but the Gun Battle towards the end in particular is without a doubt, the best gunplay action I've seen in a movie to date!

I especially enjoyed the Sniper versus Sniper Gun Battle scene at the rooftops. I've watched that scene over and over, and I just can't get enough of it. What I really enjoyed in DRAGON SQUAD is the mixture of Action Packed Sequences it goes from Gun Battles to Martial Arts, and back and forth.

The acting is also on par. None of the actors will win a Golden Horse award or anything but at least everyones' acting is believable considering it has an all star cast. At first I was skeptical when I heard Michael Biehn is starring in a Hong Kong Action movie, I always get weary when a Hollywood actor stars in Hong Kong films. They all come off stiff for some reason. But he did a decent job, after all he is somewhat a veteran in Hollywood.

Korean Actor Jun-ho Heo was excellent, he absolutely blew me away with his performance as a pyschopatic soldier. Maggie Q, was the perfect actress to play as the elusive sniper. Sammo Hung, is always a stunner whenever he is given a chance to show his ass-kicking skills and in DRAGON SQUAD there is absolutely no exception indeed!

In short, Daniel Lee succeeded in molding both Martial Arts, and Gunplay, and incoporated it in to a sleek, stylish, Hong Kong action movie. There is no doubt one will enjoy DRAGON SQUAD, especially if you are an action fan.

There is only one way to watch DRAGON SQUAD and that is to watch it LOUD...VERY LOUD!
If you own a decent Home Theatre Surround Sound System you definitely have to watch it LOUD in Surround Sound. If you can watch it in DTS (the MeiAh R3 DVD has this feature!) then you would be in for a real treat!

After watching DRAGON SQUAD, there is no doubt that the actions scenes will stay in your head for a long, long while. Until something better comes along that is!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

THE PROMISE




Alternate Titles: Wu Ji (MandarinTitle) Mo Gik (Cantonese Title)
The Promise (International Title)
Country: Hong Kong, China
Release Year: 2005
Genre: Fantasy / Drama / Romance
Language: Mandarin
Running Time: 128 minutes (Original UNCUT Chinese Version)


[Cast]

Dong-Kun Jang
Hiroyuki Sanada
Cecilia Cheung
Nicholas Tse
Ye Liu
Hong Chen
Cheng Qian


[Director]
Chen Kaige



THE PROMISE (2005) is a movie that one will either LOVE or HATE.

It is a movie out of pure fantasy, that should not be taken seriously. In Asian Cinema, flying stunts are done tastefully for cinematic impact. Especially in modern Kung Fu movies, sometimes wire-works are used to lift the actors off the ground for continous often exaggarated action.

THE PROMISE incoporates the use of wire-works to send the actors high up in the sky.
There are tons of battle sequences especially in the beginning with the introduction of General Guangming played by Japanese Mega-Star Hiroyuki Sanada, and Kunlun the slave played by another Box-Office Star this time from South Korea, Dong Kun-Jang.

The battle scenes are extraordinarily massive, however there some obvious signs of computer generated soldiers but none too distracting. Guangming's fight scenes is simply spectacular, he's choice of weapon is the ball and chain 'ala GoGo's choice of weapon in KILL BILL (2003).

The special effects during Kunlun's race against the wild bulls is way-over exaggarated. His scene is the turning point in the movie whether one will continue to watch this flick, or not!

It all comes down to this, if the person watching is used to Asian Cinema, then they will continue to watch it. But, if the person watching is not used to Asian Cinema, and finds over-exaggarated movies just too unbelievable then that person might not watch the rest of the movie.

To be honest, to me this is more of an Art film, it is just so elaborately made. The careful attention to the colors of the environment, the costumes, set pieces, everything is coordinated.

The locale is jaw-dropping. The majestic waterfalls, the crimson sunset, the list goes on. Director Chen Kaige, appears to have had a certain artistic vision when making this film. It's almost as if you are watching a live-action Anime.

The casting of the ultra-sexy, mega-super-star goddess Cecilia Cheung as The Princess Quincheng is perfect. Actually, everyone that was casted including Nicholas Tse as Wuhuan, and Ye Liu as Snow Wolf, everyone was perfect for their role, and everyone did an excellent job in the acting department.

More importantly, the language spoken in the film is Mandarin, and everyone in the cast including Hiroyuki Sanada who is Japanese, and Jang Dong-Gun who is Korean, are both speaking in Mandarin. And they both speak it fluently! At least it appeared in the film anyway that they are because they did an awesome acting job. Very convincing, and very absorbing. Their efforts in speaking the language themselves instead of cheap voice-overs only heightened the films storytelling precision.

The soundtrack, the composition is truly a masterpiece of its own right. It perfectly sets the tone, to accompany the epic tale of what's being presented on screen.

THE PROMISE reminds me of another artsy but action-packed film directed by Zhang Yimou, HERO (2002). THE PROMISE has a very similar style in terms of the careful costume, and color selection. Even the action scenes are somewhat reminiscent of the actions scenes in HERO, but in much less occurences.

THE PROMISE after all is more of a romantic slash fantasy epic tale. It is based on a famous Chinese novel, it was only a matter of time before someone thought of making it into a major motion picture. What better director than Chen Kaige. He certainly did an excellent job with the execution of the production of this film.

From the moment the film starts you'll know right away that this movie had a very high budget pocket book. It has some of the best eye-candy ever conceived. The CGI effects is so clean, so crisp, that it must be viewed with a High Definition Television to be truly appreciated.

Like the scenes with Hong Chen, as the Goddess Manshen. The effects done on her is amazing, the effects are so real, so life-like it makes one realize we are truly in the next level when it comes to special effects at the movies.

The make-up, and the costumes that Cecilia Cheung, Hiroyuki Sanada, and Nicholas Tse wore on the set of the film is so spectacular, so stunning the team should win an oscar equivalent award for all of their efforts.

I must add that Cecilia Cheung looked so beautiful in this film, as she always does in all of her movies.

THE PROMISE is no exception.

Again, it is important to understand that THE PROMISE despite the early action scenes in the beginning of the movie, is more of a somewhat slow romantic melodrama. So action aficionados, don't expect a lot of high-flying action because Chen Kaige kept it to a minimum.

Also, the action in this movie is meant to be more artistic like, 'ala the high-flying action scenes in Ang Lee's CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON (2001) so if high flying action turns you off, then this movie probably isn't for you.

But if you do appreciate art movies, and don't mind over-exaggarated action scenes, and have an open mind when it comes to storytelling then don't waist another minute. Go see THE PROMISE as soon as possible!!!

To sum it all up, THE PROMISE is masterfully produced in terms of the technical, as well as the artistical skills of everyone involved. Thus, THE PROMISE is a modern classic, and a cinematic triumph.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

INITIAL D






















Alternate Title: Tau man ji D
Country: Hong Kong, China
Release Year: 2005
Genre: Racing / Action / Drama
Language: Cantonese
Running Time: 107 minutes

[Cast]
Jay Chou
Anne Suzuki
Edison Chen
Anthony Wong
Shawn Yue
Chapman To
Jordan Chan
Kenny Bee

[Director]
Andrew Lau



I must admit when I first heard of a live-action movie of INITIAL D was being made I thought "Finally!"

I'm sure that it will be a hit especially among teens, and adults alike. I was even excited when the news broke out that they had casted Anne Suzuki to play as Mogi, the female lead opposite Takumi in the Intial D Anime series. I didn't even have a problem when they said Andrew Lau was going to be producing, and directing it, after all he's produced quite a few successful Hong Kong films as of late.

Andrew Lau has directed some of the most memorable and ultra box office money making Hong Kong films like the romantic comedy classic FEEL100% (1996) the CGI laden THE STORMRIDERS (1998), along with A MAN CALLED HERO (1999), and THE DUEL (2000) These three movies are responsible for CENTRO DIGITAL's success, Hong Kong's answer to the U.S. based world famous SFX house INDUSTRIAL LIGHT and MAGIC.

I will also add that CENTRO DIGITAL is responsible for the CGI effects for the ultra box office successful Hong Kong movies like Stephen Chow's SHAOLIN SOCCER (2001), and KUNG FU HUSTLE (2004) to name a few. But anyways, back to the review.

Andrew Lau has also directed modern classics like INFERNAL AFFAIRS TRILOGY (2003-2004), and THE YOUNG AND DANGEROUS SERIES (1996-2000), he's probably reached the epoch of his directing, and producing career with these two series' alone. Fortunately, for us asian movie conoussieurs he's still at the top of his game...

...until now...

...as for my thoughts on the Hong Kong produced INITIAL D, which is of course based on the ultra successful manga by Shuichi Shigeno, here's my review of the movie.

Are you ready?
Here we go....

...now I am a huge fan of the INTIAL D Anime series. I am truly a huge fan... why? well because I personally love Japanese Animation before it was even embraced worldwide i'm talking 20 years back! So I know my Anime....I've seen countless of them, which is probably a good idea for me to start reviewing Anime on this blog as well....hmmm what an idea!!!

Anyhow, I also have seen the entire INTIAL D Anime series which made me all the more excited. I really expected a lot from the flick I mean my expectations were pretty high considering you have someone like Andrew Lau directing it. I mean this guy has made some of the greatest Hong Kong movies ever, some are my personal favorites of mine like the ones mentioned above.

So...

...what I'm about to say will only matter if you are familiar with the Anime series, but if you're not then it should'nt matter however it might still tick you off since there is a pretty big discrepancy with the language issue. What am I talking about? Well...I've mentioned before that this movie is based on the Japanese Anime and Manga series.

That's just it! it's Japanese! Or at least it was supposed to be anyway...

When a movie is based on the famous series Manga, Animation, Novel, or whatever...it is critical that the origin of that particular story is properly represented. Period.

In this case you have pretty much an all-Chinese cast, with the exception of Anne Suzuki.
That is probably the biggest mistake Andrew Lau made in the making of the movie. It's a Japanese story, which takes place in Japan, that has an all-Japanese cast of characters.

The question is...

Why did Andrew Lau use an all-Chinese cast to portray as Japanese characters?
I mean the movie does take place in Japan right? The Anime and Manga characters were Japanese in origin so why cast Chinese actors?

To make matters worse, and this really irritates me...they have all of the Chinese actors as the Japanese Characters speak in Cantonese? I mean don't get me wrong I have nothing against Chinese, or Japanese, or their beautiful intricate languages.

My argument is this people;

If the characters they are portaying and playing as is Japanese, and you know this because all of the characters have Japanese names. Jay Chou's character is Takumi, Edison Chen is Ryousuke Takahashi, the great Anthony Wong as Takumi's father Bunta Fujiwara, Jordan Chan as Kyouichi Sudou, and so on.

Why.....Oh Why are they speaking in Cantonese???

I know the cast is Chinese playing as Japanese characters in a Japanese story, that is the problem. However if they are playing a Japanese characters even though their actors they should speak in Japanese!!! Period.

You know what this reminds me of???

Have you ever watched those old WWII movies from the 50's, the japanese in those movies although they really are japanese they would speak in perfect english?

Why?

I don't know maybe the Americans were too just lazy to read subtitles I don't know.

Another thing that cracks me up is when the US Troops are fighting the Germans, and one of the German soliders would talk to the American Troops not in german but in perfect english!

How's that for authenticity!

Same thing with the recent release of MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA (2005) now please explain to me why they are speaking in english when the movie takes place in Japan? In the turn of the century no less! Shouldn't they be speaking their native language? in this case Japanese?

Now that movie also included some of China's finest actresses Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, and of course Michelle Yeoh. I didn't have a problem with their casting, but when a movie like that especially it being a period film it's very important for the characters to be speaking in their native language, because it makes it more absorbing to the viewers making everything all the more authentic.

That's what I meant.

Authenticity.

A perfect example is Ang Lee's CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON. Now this is how it's done people
!
It's an American made Chinese period film. Columbia Tristar produced it. Ang Lee directed it the way it should be directed. Chinese period film which had of course an all Chinese cast, and they spoke the native language, Mandarin. It was executed properly, the way a period film should be done.

Now imagine if Ang Lee had all the characters speak english?

Would it be believable still?
Nope.

Would it be an absorbing, period story as it was?
Probably not.

In order for a story to believable the director must use the language that corresponds with the characters. In this case, Mandarin is the language that is consistent with the characters being portrayed which of course is Chinese.

MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA is the perfect example of a badly directed, poorly executed film and you can add INITIAL D, to that list.
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA has been 'American-ized', so too has INITIAL D has been 'Hong Kong-ized' should there be a such a word. If not, I just invented it!

I could only imagine the 'gasps' and 'sighs' that would've echoed throughout a japanese cinema house. The poor japanese INITIAL D fans must've demanded their money back after they saw this flick. Not just the language issue, or the casting of an all Chinese cast. It's also the badly written script, the way they tried to compress, and shortcut the whole entire series.

For instance, none of the characters were ever given justification for their actions. The Anime and Manga explained why the each of the characters did what they did, but the movie doesn't explain anything at all! Also, Jordan Chan one of my favorite Hong Kong actors appeared to be stiff and was trying a little too hard to be...well...to be a bad-ass. The role was just not for him!

Jay Chou didn't even come close as Takumi. Come to think of it, none of the characters were convincing as the characters they were supposed to be portraying.

Anthony Wong, the veteran of Hong Kong Cinema did a decent performance as Bunta Fujiwara. Thanks to his priceless experience, he was able to pull it off but only barely.

Anne Suzuki, is really the only exception. She played as Mogi, and she was pretty convincing considering well that she's Japanese whose portaying a Japanese character but still her Chinese voice over sounded a little older than she is, and try as I might I just can't imagine her speaking in Cantonese.

Unless she's someone like Takeshi Kaneshiro a Japanese who can speak in Cantonese, Mandarin, and Japanese.

To be honest, I was never a fan of voice overs to begin with. I prefer watching a movie in its original uncut state, with it's original unedited original language. However, I am aware that most Hong Kong movies are dubbed in both Cantonese, and Mandarin.

This I can tolerate since with the exception of two different dialects they are both still a Chinese spoken language. However, what Andrew Lau and Company did to have the Japanese characters speak in Cantonese is utterly ridiculous!

It's simple really...

...this movie should have never been made!

Not this way anyway. It was just doomed from the start. About the only thing one can enjoy from this flick are the racing scenes. The racing scenes are awesome, and plentiful! Especially for fans of DRIFT racing, they'll definitely get a kick out of this flick!!!

Also whenever they would show Takumi shifting, and changing gears. The way the camera would pan-down to his left hand, and the way his feet would step on both the gas and the break it's just like the Anime. They got the shot down-pact. Unfortunately that's the only scene in the movie that kinda reminded me of the Anime.

Oh and let's not forget the stereotypical soundtrack that was used. Now I do like all kinds of music. I like Rap, Hip-Hop, R&B, Classical, Pop, etc. But why did they have to use god-awful wanna-be rap music in this flick? Why not just stick to the Bass-Thumping Techno music that was in the original Anime? The soundtrack in the film is as important at it's story.

I thought Andrew Lau and company would know this element by now? Oh man....did they drop the ball on this one. I do hope someone hopefully a Japanese Movie Studio pick up the rights to make this awesome series into a REAL Movie worth seeing.

Keep in mind that this wasn't Andrew Lau's first foray into making a movie based on a Japanese Manga, Anime, or a Videogame. Andrew Lau's first attempt was THE AVENGING FIST (2001) based on the very popular videogame TEKKEN. As much as I wanted to like that movie because it featured an all-star cast, bottom line is the movie was a complete, and total crap!

(F.Y.I) This is not Andrew Lau's first racing movie either...nope!

Back in 1999 he made a racing gem titled THE LEGEND OF SPEED.
Now this movie is 10 times better than INITIAL D, for the simple reason that it has a good story. Watching this movie made you care about the characters, it featured awesome racing scenes probably not quite up to par with the racing scenes in INITIAL D but....still it was adequate, and believable. INITIAL D only had one cutie pie Anne Suzuki, probably the only reason to see INITIAL D to be honest! But in THE LEGEND OF SPEED, you get a bunch of cutie pies, especially Kelly Hu, and Hong Kong's finest, a very young Cecilia Cheung!

In conclusion, INITIAL D was a very big disappointment for me with Andrew Lau at the helm I expected a lot from him, and from the movie. None of my expectations were met...at all!!!!

As I said before, I have nothing against the casting of Chinese actors playing Japanese characters. Unfortunately that decision doomed the project from the start.

My suggestion:

They should have stayed true to the Anime Series and casted an all Japanese cast.
Andrew Lau could have still directed it with Japanese Actors, I don't know for the life of me why he short-changed himself. The same thing can be said for the aforementioned TEKKEN based AVENGING FIST(2001). He did the exact same thing in that project and look what happened...total crap!!!

Andrew Lau and Company should have taken their time.
The whole movie feels like it was rushed for some reason.
The obvious high budget production seemed to be there, but what in the hell happened?

Oh and that crappy-ass music....whose idea was it to use wannabe rap music in this flick, honestly? stick to the original people! INITIAL D is also famous for its thumpin' TECHNO Soundtrack, use that.

If it ain't broke...then don't fix it!!!

Plain, and simple.

Anyhow...

...if you're a fan of the INITIAL D Manga and Anime series don't expect too much from this flick, or you too will be disappointed.

Just enjoy the movie for what it is, and expect nothing in return because you won't get anything from it...oh wait, that's right you will get something from it!

Know what it is...

...total disappointment.

Friday, April 28, 2006

HOUSE OF FURY
























Alternate Title: Jing mo gaa ting
Country: Hong Kong, China
Release Year: 2005
Genre: Martial Arts / Comedy
Language: Cantonese
Running Time: 102 minutes


[Cast]
Stephen Fung
Anthony Wong
Gillian Chung
Charlene Choi
Daniel Wu
Michael Wong
Josie Ho
Wu Ma
Jake Strickland

[Action Director]
Yuen Woo Ping

[Director]
Stephen Fung





HOUSE OF FURY...
...should be titled HOUSE OF FUN, because that's what this movie is...

...100% FUN at the movies!!!

This movie just absolutely blew me away!!!

Watching it from the beginning to the very end is without a doubt, an absolute blast!!!

I'm saying this without an ounce of hesitation.

Everyone... I mean everyone that I've shown this movie to, absolutely enjoyed it as well. So for sure I know it's not just me. I have nothing negative to say, it's just an awesome time at the movies literally!!! It's one of those flicks you just pop in the DVD player and automatically be entertained for the next hour and half or so.

It features a dynamic cast that if you have been watching Hong Kong flicks for awhile now, you'd definitely recognize the all-star-cast lineup. But you don't have to be familiar with any famous Hong Kong actors to be able to enjoy it, because what this movie is about can be described in four words. ACTION, ACTION, and ACTION!!! That's right. This movie features mind-blowing action scenes, and jaw-dropping martial arts action...and a touch of comedy.

At the helm Yuen Woo Ping, the legendary action director at the controls of the action choreography for this movie the end result. Ultra-fast action. The pacing is fast, and never dull. I can't say enough, this movie is freakin' awesome. You have to be dead to not enjoy and like this flick. Stephen Fung whose also the director did an excellent job.

From the get-go he never intended this movie to be too serious, he added an enormous amount of 'fun' scenes. For instance, the classic brother and sister fights there is a scene where Stephen's character (he plays the brother) and (Gillian Cheung who plays the sister)....Fight. 'LITERALLY' over the TV remote. They do crazy acrobatic martial art moves, leaping over the dinner table, fighting on it, it's just plain crazy. That sort of scenes are fun because it is so unexpected, you just don't see those things everyday. It kinda makes you wish you can do that as well in real life.

Also he never over-indulges the viewer either. The movie doesn't have for instance, a ten mintue fight scene. That gets old and tiring really quick, at least for me anyway. It's a nice refreshing touch to have small exciting action scenes, than long boring ones. As I've said before, the pace of the movie moves smoothly. This is very good, because there is almost never a boring or a slow scene in the movie. Oh and did I mention the action scenes? There are TONS of them!!!

There are quite a few mind-numbing action sequences. Stephen and Gillian, and even Athony Wong shows us their ass-kicking sides. I never knew they could move that fast, and their execution of their movements are so fluid you'd think they were real martial artists. Then again, maybe they are. I'm not quite sure but who really cares. This much is true, they can all thank Yuen Woo Ping, he makes everyone look good!

The simple plot keeps the storyline moving smoothly and never gets confusing. It helps us focus on the characters and their ordeals, and how they deal with it. Gillian Cheung and Charlene Choi are always pleasing to the eyes. They're just so cute!!! Especially when Gillian does her awesome Tai Chi moves in one of the many action scenes. She's just ultra-sexy. Stephen is not bad either, that boy can move. It's also nice to finally see Josie Ho showcase her martial arts prowess, we got a brief taste of it from the 2003 Twins Effect. However...

...what really surprised me is the young white boy who looks like he's nine years old, he's real name is Jake Strickland he plays Michael Wong's son. This boy is a natural talent in the martial arts. Wait 'till you see him in action...man it'll blow you away. Seriously. He's also the youngest to ever have been accepted to be in the prestigious, and world famous 'Jackie Chan Stunt Team', a.k.a JACKIE CHAN STUNTMEN ASSOCIATION.

How very cool indeed!!!

This is one of those movies that will last through the passage of time. It's an instant classic in my opinion.
What's more the cast really looked like they were enjoying themselves. They were having fun, and you can really tell that by watching all of them in action.

It's simple.

This movie rocks!!!

It's a definite must-see, and anyone who watches it will not be disappointed. Kudos to Jackie Chan for producing it, to the cast and crew and especially to Stephen Fung for directing this flick the way he did, and to Yuen Woo Ping who never ceases to amaze me.

Hands down a definite Martial Arts classic.

SWING GIRLS
























Alternate Title: Girls Meet Jazz!!!
Country: Japan
Release Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Music
Lanuage: Japanese
Running Time: 105 minutes

[Cast]
Juri Ueno
Naoto Takenaka
Eriko Watanabe
Yukari Toshima
Yuta Hiraoka
Nagisa Abe
Yuika Motokariya

[Director]
Shinobu Yaguchi





Watching SWING GIRLS, makes me feel good!

It's the type of movie you can watch anytime of the day. The acting performance of the young japanese cast is so wholesome, and loveable, you just can't help but fall in love with their characters. I waited in anticipation of the DVD release of the movie because I really enjoyed the last movie director Shinobu Yaguchi directed back in 2001, WATERBOYS.

What I just said about SWING GIRLS, can also be said for WATERBOYS, because in a sense they are practically the same movie with a few tweaks of course. Knowing this however did not deter me from enjoying this fun, japanese comedic movie romp.



Director Shinobu Yaguchi really seems to understand adolescents, and growing up in rural Japan. He absorbs the japanese teenage culture and he presents to us the viewer what we would otherwise not have seen or even be aware of. The different cultural aspects is another boundary to overcome when dealing in humor. Fact is what may seem funny and hilarious to one culture might not be for another. Director Shinobu Yaguchi however gets over this hump with little or no problems at all. He is able to present to viewers from other countries, the type of humor the japanese people find hilarious with little or no loss of humor.



He shows us that not all japanese teens are brand chasers, and not everyone is into buying expensive labeled apparels nor are they obsessed with demonic anime characters with 10,000 tentacles. Director Shinobu shows us that japanese teens, are also into simple things like Synchronized Swimming, and in this case Jazz. He also shows us that not all japanese teens are into high-tech stuff either that, they are also into simple things like taking a part-time job, pawning stuff you don't need anymore, and forming your own Jazz band.

Just like the boys in WATERBOYS tackling Synchronized Swimming, Shinbou Yaguchi does with SWING GIRLS with cute high school japanese girls taking the challenge in learning how to play wind instruments. I personally remember playing the clarinet back in my junior high days I, for the life of me cannot even make a lousy sound on that thing. That's why I chose to play the violin but enough about me back to the review.

Tomoko, played by Juri Ueno is the main character of the movie. Her character's antics and mischiefs is what Alfred Hitchcock would call The MacGuffin.

(The MacGuffin is a device that was employed by Hitchcock in order to create motivation and drive for the characters in a given film. info from tdfilm.com)

Tomoko drives the story and flow of the film. It was her idea to convince the girls in her summer make up math class to join the band. Summer make up class is another word for Summer School F.Y.I. However with no intention of ever learning really but to instead play hookie, little did she know that she and the girls would actually enjoy playing in the band.

How ironic indeed.



Tomoko and her four friends gets in and out of trouble and it is the joy of watching them deal with their current situation that makes the pacing and the story a pleasure to watch. There is so much events and key funny scenes in this movie you'll literally will have to watch it numerous times to be able to enjoy everything that is happening in the film.

You will quickly get attached with the five main characters in the film. Tomoko, the leader she plays the Saxophone, Nakamura, the bumbling pianist, Sekiguchi, she plays the Trombone she and Tomoko are my favorite! there's also Tanaka, she plays the Drums, and Yoshie, she plays the Trumpet. Together they are the nucleus in what is to become the big band Jazz that is going to be lead by Tomoko, and taught by Ozawa and no one will dare stand in their way.

This movie is so much fun I've watched it I don't know how many times and still, I enjoy every minute of it. I personally love the scene where they go picking matsutake mushrooms out in the woods and what ensues is probably one of the funniest scene ever incorporated with a classic tune from the last century. I must say I laughed my jaws off and ended up teary eyed it's that funny!!!

Naoto Takenaka plays as Tadahiko Ozawa their Math Teacher turned Jazz teacher, his performance in this movie is so funny so hilarious you simply like the guy, he has a simple humor about him he's hilarious in a quiet subtle way just like the character he played in WATERBOYS as the Dolphin Trainer. Having Naoto Takenaka in any movie is a major plus.

You don't have to like Jazz in order to enjoy SWING GIRLS, you don't even have to like music period. The sheer amount of joy you'll get watching this movie is enough to glue your eyes unto the television for its entirety. If you happen to like Jazz however there's no question you'll get a kick out of this simple, hilarious, japanese comedy. As you watch you'll slowly see how the girls develop and become the full-blown Jazz artists they all worked so hard to become, the performance towards the end of the film is simply breathtaking, I swear it made the hair on the back of my head stand on end not to mention it gave me goose bumps.

Director Shinobu Yaguchi also shows us the things that we all went through growing up for instance, begging our parents to buy us that expensive 'thing' we want. Of course the majority of the parents out there would've said "...the last time we bought you something you never stuck with it!" or something similar anyway. He also shows us the lengths we all took as a teenager to get the things we did want.

Everyone can relate to Tomoko's trials and the things that she goes through in the movie. Friends that stuck with her through the end, and discovering the shallow acquaintances whom she thought were friends. This movie is chock-full of japanese humor, simple and effective punchlines are scattered throughout the movie and never tries too hard. It doesn't have to because the different scenarios are so full of different jokes and madcap hilariousness that the viewer only has to pay attention, and they will be taken for a very refreshing japanese comedic ride.

Thank God for Shinobu Yaguchi for bringing us another japanese comedy gem.
SWING GIRLS, like WATERBOYS is like a bottle of spring water, it's ahhhh.....so refreshing!!!




Also:

If you are the type of viewer who likes to listen to music soundtracks like me, you definitely have to own the SWING GIRLS ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK (UNIVERSAL) It's around ¥2600 here in Tokyo, that's about $20.00 USD. Might be more if you're outside Japan, but it's well worth it! You'll enjoy the soundtrack as much as you enjoyed the movie, especially if you loved this awesome flick...guaranteed!!!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

FIST OF LEGEND


Country: Hong Kong
Release Year: 1994
Genre: Martial Arts
Language: Cantonese / Japanese / Mandarin/ English
Running Time: 103 minutes

[Cast]
Jet Li
Chin Siu Ho
Ada Choi
Shinobu Nakayama
Yasuaki Kurata
Billy Chow
Paul Chang

[Action Director]
Yuen Woo Ping

[Director]
Gordon Chan





Jet Li, along with Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Chow Yun Fat, and all the other spectacular martial artists slash actor, and actresses are without a doubt, the hardest working people in the entertainment industry, in Hong Kong, Hollywood, and any other parts of the world for that matter.

With that being said, all of us that watch these martial arts classics are well aware that they do their own stunts.

The true dedication to their craft truly shines on screen. Wether they're leaping on their own, or strapped on a high wire they're simple yet difficult acrobatics are just a wonder to behold on screen and beyond.

If there is ever a film that truly defines the masterful skill, and passion for Jet Li's martial arts movie career: FIST OF LEGEND is that film.

Period.

Although I believe The Tai Chi Master comes a very close second but, that is another review. Fist of Legend is a remake of the Bruce Lee classic: Fist of Fury, and a very worthy remake to say the least. Fist of Legend stretches the boundaries of what makes a true martial arts classic, it has everything a martial arts afficionado could ever want: great story, and plot, awesome cinematography, 100% authentic stunts, jaw dropping martial arts choreography, excellent pace execution mixing action, and romance, perfect chemistry between the cast members, and their roles, an over all perfect performance.

Storywise it's faithful to the original Fist of Fury, of course with little variations here and there which I won't mention in this review, so have fun identifying them. Pretty straightforward story, Chen Zhen (Jet Li) comes home to Jingwu Mun and finds out that his sifu was killed during a duel with the master of the Kokuryu (Dark Dragon) clan.

With deep knowledge of his sifu's unequaled skill, and superiority in the martial arts, he could not have lost so easy a battle. Thinking that there might have been foul play involved, he begins his investigation but only to be deemed sacriligious, and disrespectful after digging up his master's corpse in order to conduct an autopsy. From here on out jealousy, intrigue, plot twists, and incredible fight sequences ensues. Everything from internal conflicts, to the Japanese Imperial Army are all trying to silence Chen Zhen's ultimate quest for justice.

Now on the technical side of things, director Gordon Chan's screenplay keeps the story and plot interesting, while Yuen Wo Ping's martial arts mastery keeps the fighting sequences very fast, and fluid.

The setting is very well done with the exact replica of the century its representing. The costume design cannot be authentic enough, from Master Funakoshi's kenpo attire, to Mitsuko's gorgeous kimono, General Fujita's Imperial Army uniform, to Chen Zhen's all black neru banded collar suit. The soundtrack is very well done by the use of exotic sounds of bamboo flutes, percussions, and drums. The fighting sequences are to sum it up, is impossible to describe into words.

The choreography is truly Yuen Wo Ping's masterpiece. His signature trademark 'dust on impact just adds more depth to the already spectacular fighting sequences. With his choreography, Jet Li's high octane martial arts delivery, (although Jet Li's the star, he's by no means the only one that has awesome moves in his repetoire.) Yasuaki Kurata as Master Funakoshi's double aerial kick must be seen to be believed, and Billy Chau's, General Fujita versus Jet Li's, Chen Zhen at the final battle inside the dojo is a true spectacle to behold.

This is by far the only final battle sequence that can ever give Bruce Lee's legendary final battle against Han, in Enter the Dragon, a run for its money. Even still Bruce Lee was and still is the man that started it all, and as far as I'm concerned Bruce Lee is and his classic films are unfadable, and definitely untouchable

In conclusion having seen this movie a million times and counting, I personally cannot express enough my deepest emotions to recommend this modern martial arts classic to everyone. Any age, any sex, martial arts fan or not unless the person is dead and not breathing, everyone that has the appreciation for solid piece of film making will get a kick out of this Jet Li flick.

BATTLE ROYALE


Country: Japan
Release Year: 2000
Genre: Action / Thriller
Language: Japanese
Running Time: 114 minutes

[Cast]
Takeshi Kitano
Tatsuya Fujiwara
Aki Maeda
Taro Yamamoto
Masanobu Ando
Kou Shibasaki
Chiaki Kuriyama
Takashi Tsukamoto

[Director]
Kinji Fukasaku




Where do I begin with this Masterpiece. This movie has the best opening sequence I have ever seen to date. Even the music that plays at the very beginning, a symphonic, operatic, horrific, melodious tone. Pefectly setting the mood for what the audience is about to experience.

The movie is so good, it will keep you guessing, until the very end. Kinji Fukasaku, keeps the pace moving quickly, while the characters in the movie interacts, giving us just enough information about each one of them. Subtle, yet brilliant scriptwriting. Add to that a superb Cast.

They really look like the kids they portray. Which is more painful when you see them killing each other, playing the game they are all forced to play.

It basically sets a new standard in depicting violence in the movies. Fear, tension, betrayal, chaos, & and nail biting suspense. Not to mention loud screams, sighs of painful gestures, and someone saying "Dam, that must've hurt!"; while watching BATTLE ROYALE. As mentioned above, the movie opens with an operatic music as the TOEI pictures logo opens the movie. A prologue explains that by the dawn of the millenium, the nation collapsed.

85% of the population were out work, and at only 15% employment, the youths started boycotting shool, and causing widespread havoc. The adults fearing the youths, prompted to pass a reform act to set the youths straight, deliquent or otherwise. Hence, the new law is called "The Millenium Educational Reform Act"a.k.a "The B R act" a.k.a " Battle Royale."

One of the elements I enjoyed in viewing BR especially for the first time, is its use of classical music. I mean it's the exact irony of it all, that makes it all the more interesting, and enjoyable. Where else can you see two young students fighting to the death, while listening to Bach's Air for a G string. Fukasaku-san's mind is twisted, and beautiful. Another element is the use of comedy, and dark humor.

As I watched Kitano-san, (played wonderfully with disturbing delight by Takeshi Kitano) as he tells these kids that their very life is threatened, Kitano-san explains it in such a vicious, and yet hilarious way. The whole movie pretty much takes place in a deserted island, where the unfortunate students where taken after their abduction.

There isn't a whole lot of negative things to mention about BR's production standards except maybe for its plot holes, although I can mention a couple, (which I will refrain from mentioning) it will not hurt the premise of the storyline one bit. At least to me anwyay. In fact, you will be totally absorbed in the movie you won't even notice it. As you will pretty much be biting your nails among other things, for you will be totally enraptured by its cringingly painful death scenes of young Japanese 9th graders.

But by no means you should watch this masterpiece just because of its controversial premise, that's just the icing on the cake. It should be watched for its energizing direction, its arresting formula, that will horrify, and entertain the viewer(s). The pace of the movie, moves at such a mathematical precision, that will keep you in awe, as you are captivated by the ordeals of the characters, and the horror they are experiencing.

You will find yourselves cheering for your favorite characters, as they endure obstacles after obstacles. And sadistic though it may sound, these are 9th graders we are watching after all as they kill each other off. You will be treated to one of the most spectacular, most talked about, and most contoversial film ever made, by any film company. Do yourself a favor, do not pass this one up. This is the movie for the ages. The most shocking, as it is disturbing.

In conclusion, BATTLE ROYALE is without a doubt a definitive cult classic in Japanese Cinema. Just as Miike's DEAD OR ALIVE messed with your senses on its opening credits, so does BATTLE ROYALE on its entire 114 minutes of running time. Fukasaku-san, has definitely made his mark in shock cinema, and BATTLE ROYALE is that mark.

I have never seen a movie that totally changed my whole perspective towards Japanese Filmmaking. It's because of these type of flicks is why I enjoy, and love Asian Cinema. No other film has ever made an indelible mark on my mind, and I have yet to see another movie that will do so. In short, no one should miss viewing the testament of Fukasaku-san's movie career. The Japanese movie masterpiece that is BATTLE ROYALE.

GO





Country: Japan
Release Year: 2001
Genre: Drama / Romance
Language: Japanese / Korean
Running Time: 122 minutes

[Cast]
Yosuke Kubozuka
Kou Shibasaki
Shinobu Ootake
Taro Yamamoto
Tsutomu Yamazaki

[Director]
Isao Yukisada


"JAPANESE MELODRAMA ABOUT DISCRIMINATION, TEENAGE LIFE, ADOLESCENTS, AND FALLING IN LOVE!"


I first heard of GO at an online chat group someone mentioning it as a quasi-semi-controversial Japanese movie about discrimination, about being different, about being a Japanese-born Korean growing up in Japan.

So after awhile a few months or so I finally found a copy, so here is my review.
I believe this is one of those movies that you have to pay special attention, in order to be able to watch and absorb everything the movie is going to throw at you.

The movie throws at the viewer so many different scenarios of being a teenager in rural Japan, peer pressure, good ole' school fights, dissaray teenage views on life, and what's more?

Being different.

The movie tells the story of a Japanese born Korean named, "Lee Song Ji" who calls himself "Sugihara" among his Japanese friends, is sent to a North Korean School to learn everything that is about North Korea, its history, culture, and of course the Korean Language. As he grows up, he becomes more obsessed and confused at the same time about his own identity. Wether to accept his Korean background or change it to a Japanese one. After quitting the North Korean School, and quickly enrolls himself to a Japanese school, and in no time was immidiately invovled in school brawls.

After claiming the No.1 title in school for being undefeated, he gains more courage to accept who he is. He also befriends a Yakuza's son, who invites him to a birthday party. It's in this party that will completely change his views on life, and love. And Sugihara's friends...little does he have is a reflection of his life, and himself. As a Japanese born North Korean, the struggles he's enduring as a outsider is not against the outside world, not even among his friends, and peers but, against himself. The struggle for an identity.

In my opinion, if one wanted to fully understand the exact difference, and pinpoint the problems that these two races has had in the past. Well, one is going to have to turn to the history books. I, for one is not about to do that. Personally, I just want to review such a fantastic, and truest of the truth of a movie. It captures the very essence of what, and how it is to be different, and the honest confusion that goes along with it.

Sugihara never asked to be born in a foreign country, in this case it is Japan, in an unamed city. He never asked to be sent to a North Korean school, to learn everything there is about his motherland. And yet, there he is doing daily traditional soldier marches, there he is having to listen to his teachers on how he has to become a doctor, or a lawyer so that he could take that skill back to serve his country. North Korea.

Within himself, clearly Sugihara's confused about his own identity. Having endless thoughts whether or not to accept his Korean background, or become Japanese. Heck he's already got a Japanese name for starters. Just when things starting to boil over, Sugihara's Dad, a North Korean refugee who fled to Japan in order to raise his family safely suddenly comes into the scene. To rescue Sugihara from his torment...well....sort of.

His Dad helps him make his choice in his own tried, and true way. Then, and only then we are introduced to an even bigger obastacle for Sugihara. That is when he meets a gorgeous Japanese High School Girl. What will he do? What will he say? And more importantly, What will happen if he reveals his real background of being a Korean to her? Ahh...you'll just have to watch, and find out!!!

I was really impressed by this movie, everything from the cast, storyline, and production. I found it to be an unconventional love story. By that I meant although this is all in all, a love story per se. The movie wasn't just focused on that aspect. It had every emotional hurdles to be dealt with by Sugihara. Being different, having two identities, being born in a foreign country, racial discrimination, parental problems, and....falling in love.

In conclusion, the movie is a triumph for it questions the very meaning of being ones' self. It shows that the simplest answer can be the most difficult to accept, in other words you are who you are. Deal with it! I have never seen a more natural acting than the cast in this movie, and I have never seen a more honest story. GO! another Japanese movie gem, do not miss this one!!!

VERSUS





Country: Japan
Release Year: 2000
Genre: Martial Arts / Fantasy
Language: Japanese
Running Time: 119 minutes

[Cast]
Tak Sakaguchi
Hideo Sakaki
Chieko Misaka
Kenji Matsuda
Yuichiro Arai

[Director]
Ryuhei Kitamura



"JAPANESE ZOMBIE ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA!!!"

If there is one thing that I love about movies, the main thing I focus on the most...is its presentation. VERSUS, is that movie. Courtesy of Kitamura-san with his cunning ability in presenting us a smartly directed action flick.
Smart because of the fact that, despite it's low budget production. You are still treated to one of the most spectacular samurai, zombie, action extravaganza.

Everything from the storyline, right down to the cinematography which features awesome dynamic camera angles. One thing you'll notice right away, is how fast the action sequences are.

The fist fights as well as the sword duels, are simply breathtaking. It is definitley Hong Kong Cinema influenced. From the martial arts sequences that echoes Yuen Woo Ping's grace, to the blazing gun fights that shouts that of John Woo's execution. And sword duels that screams both Ching Siu Tung, and Kurosawa.

The plot is simple to follow, and the whole movie takes place in a forest somewhere in the remote regions of Japan. The forest is believed to be a portal to another dimension, that brings the dead back to life. And behind it all is one bad ass who wants to harness its power.

The story jumps back and forth between the old feudal Japan, and the present. There are a number of interesting yet mysterious characters thrown together, and each one is unique. Some are serious, some are hilarious, others are both.

The plot, although serious in its theme, isn't shy about throwing in a few funny scenes here and there. As a matter of fact viewing VERSUS, will no doubt at times make you think you are watching a live-action anime. And throughout the length of the movie, you are kept pretty much in the dark about who these characters are until the very end. However you won't think of that because of the sheer excitement that you get from all the action that is going on.

VERSUS features some of the best editing I've seen, and the soundtrack is awesome featuring a mixture of rock and roll, funk, techno riffs during the action scenes, and a slower more haunting melodies during key moments. The costume design is nothing short of amazing. Not only the characters are different, their fashion sense also speaks their personality. I absolutely love the outfit our hero wears during the feudal Japan scenes.

Another element I enjoyed about VERSUS is the straightfoward story that lies on the surface, yet what you will witness at the very end of the flick will pretty much blow your mind, and will change how you felt towards the characters you've met previously.

So...the old myth of producing crappy flicks because of low budget restraints has just been re-written by Kitamura-san. He proved that by having a vision, initiative, style, presentation, and using old formulas, one can still produce high quality movies. In short, VERSUS is a remarkable, piece of low budget filmmaking. It is a testament of how a movie should be made even along budget restrictions.

Kitamura Ryuhei really took his time in producing this action masterpiece, the design, structure, and foundation of the production truly shines on screen. Not to mention the amazing performances by the cast. In short, you will have one of the most enjoyable viewing experiences of your life, because VERSUS is truly a tour de force in filmmaking. An instant cult classic.